Prostitution is better than rocky marriages

Marriage is one of our most cherished institutions. Most everyone has been married or wanted to be married at one time or another.

Let’s look at marriage from a statistical point of view. It has a 50 percent failure rate: divorce. Married women have one of the highest homicide rate. Married men or formerly married men have the highest suicide rate.

You see when people first get married they have what I call puppy love, and as time goes by they start to fight like cats and dogs. Some more time goes along, and they fight some more and eventually find away of getting along or get divorced. Sometimes things gets so violent and a husband shoots his wife and then kills himself.

Also many men kill themselves when they get despondent over a failed marriage. Men have four times the suicide rate as women, and its from bad marriages. They get so disillusioned with their failed marriages, they kill themselves.

Here’s what I like about prostitution: no fighting, no screaming, no yelling, no black eyes, no fat lips, no broken bones, no stabbing, no bullet holes, no dead wives, no shaken babies, no abandoned children, no ferial children, no dead children, no lawyers, no judges, no courts, no divorce, no alimony, no child support, no prison time, no in-laws, no screwy relatives, no lying, no cheating, no letting someone down, no hating of your partner, no maneuvering for power, no back stabbing, no backbiting, no whining, no expensive rituals.

It’s not for everybody, that’s for sure, but we are becoming more of a single population every year. It’s just an exchange of sex and companionship for money, for a mutually beneficial relationship. If we can just pull prostitution out of the gutter and make it a clean, safe, heathy, friendly situation for both men and women, putting it in a safe sort of clinical type format (men, women’s and gay’s clinics). Please let’s look at the oldest profession in a different light.

So what’s the solution? I don’t know, people should be married, but it doesn’t look too promising, if you look at the stats. 50 percent get divorced, 35 percent are held together by family pressures and economics,with 15 percent who truly cannot live without the other. So many people get married because Cindy is so cute or Larry is so cool and they end up hating each other for the rest of their lives.

This is why I like prostitution it’s a way for people to get together and getting that human touch without hating each other forever. I remember most of the prostitutes that I have been with over the years, and not one do I hate. A couple I would not like to be with again. They were just not very much fun, but gees, I didn’t kill them, or get depressed, and kill myself.

Every year 75 women are killed in domestic violence in Costa Rica, In the last five years no prostitutes have been murdered. Shouldn’t we be going to churches and standing outside and show pictures of murdered women. If we went to these murdered women’s homes and looked through their photo albums and looked at their wedding photos. you would see pictures of the wedding ceremony. Then there would be pictures of the reception, and there would be photos of dancing, kissing, cutting of cake, hugging, smily, just full of optimism.

Guess what? Men and women don’t get along well for long periods of time. We have many internal differences and many many external differences. Is prostitution perfect? No,but its fun, and who doesn’t enjoy sex ?
John Nutter
Calle Blancos

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